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Payment solutions · Stripe, for the industries it declines

We unlock for the industries they say no to.

Stripe does not accept every industry. We make it work for yours. From your first sale to serious volume, your store runs on Stripe, the checkout your customers already trust.

2.5%
flat fee per transaction
On top of Stripe’s standard fee
$0
start-up fee
Only top up 250 USD in credits to start processing
None
rolling reserves
Your payouts stay your payouts
None
volume requirement
No monthly minimum, no history needed
The problem

The first $50k a month is the hardest money you will ever process.

Not because customers will not pay. Because nobody wants to let them. Here is what the early stage looks like for a store in a category the payment industry would rather not think about.

01

The underwriting catch-22

Specialist processors ask for months of processor statements, six months of operating history and a $25k monthly minimum before they will price you. Mainstream processors will not give you the months. You are asked to prove the volume you can only build with the account you are applying for.

3–6 months
of processing statements requested before a quote
02

Approved on Monday, closed on Friday

Stripe, PayPal and Shopify Payments approve in minutes because they underwrite after the fact. When the review catches up with your product pages, the account closes, payouts stop for 120 days, and merchants report the hold being extended by another year.

120 days
payouts paused under Stripe’s own risk policy
03

Priced like a problem

The processors that will take you charge premium rates, hold a 5–10% rolling reserve for 90 to 180 days, and add $150–$300 a month in platform, gateway and minimum fees. Your margin pays for their caution.

5–18%
per transaction, before reserves and fixed fees
04

A checkout your customers do not trust

Crypto, wire, Zelle, “email us to pay”. Nearly one in five shoppers who abandon at checkout say they did not trust the site with their card. An unfamiliar payment flow on an unfamiliar store is the worst of both.

70%
average cart abandonment across 50 studies
05

One dispute away from the list

Card networks measure disputes as a ratio, and low volume makes the ratio brutal. A handful of chargebacks on a few hundred orders trips a monitoring programme, and a termination for disputes puts you on the MATCH list for five years.

1.5%
Visa’s dispute-and-fraud threshold since April 2026
06

You become the compliance department

Multiple merchant accounts, load-balancing gateways, descriptor changes, refund policies, document requests that take weeks. The founder ends up babysitting processors instead of growing the store.

6 in 10
applications delayed for missing processing statements
Where these numbers come from
The problem, over time

Too small for the big processors. Too big to go unnoticed.

The payment industry's attention arrives in exactly the wrong order: instant approval when you are invisible, a review when you start to matter, and real offers only after the damage is done.

Under $10k / month

Nobody will look at you.

Below the $25k minimum most specialist processors quote. Mainstream processors approve instantly and review later.

$10k – $50k / month

Everyone looks, most say no.

Volume is now visible. The instant-approval account gets reviewed and closed; the specialist quotes arrive with reserves and rates that eat the margin.

$50k+ / month

Offers appear, on their terms.

You finally have the history to negotiate, except the history now includes a termination, a held balance and months of lost conversions.

There is a way out

The fix is not a better specialist processor. It is Stripe itself, made to work for your store in a category Stripe would otherwise decline.

The solution

We make Stripe work for stores like yours.

Stripe will not onboard your industry on its own. Our solution is what puts your store on Stripe anyway: the checkout your customers already know, Stripe’s pricing plus our flat 2.5%, and an account built to survive its review as you scale.

We know your challenges

We know your category, its rules, its language and its numbers. You will not have to explain what you sell on a call, and we will not ask you to pretend it is something else.

Onboarding, done in hours

No onboarding call, no application queue, no waiting weeks for an approval email. Connect your store and you are taking card payments the same day.

A path from $0 to $100k

The simplest and cheapest way to start taking cards in your category. No start-up fee, no reserves, no minimums, just a flat 2.5% on top of Stripe. The numbers work from your first order and keep working as you grow.

Side by side

What the alternatives actually cost.

The specialist route and the workaround route both look cheaper than they are. Here is what each one does to the store.

Specialist processorCrypto / wire workaroundsStripe with our solution
Per-transaction cost 5–18% + $150–300/mo fixed 1–2% + a 5–15% crypto discount Stripe’s standard pricing + 2.5% flat
Rolling reserve 5–10% for 90–180 days None, and no buyer protection either None
Time to first card sale Days to weeks, after 3–6 months of statements Never Days
Checkout your customer recognises Sometimes No Cards, Apple Pay, Google Pay
Processing history required Usually, plus a $25k monthly minimum No No, and no volume requirement
Start-up fee $0–$500 application and setup None None
Who handles the paperwork You You We do

Ranges as published by specialist providers and crypto processors; your quote will differ. Stripe pricing is set by Stripe and varies by country.

FAQ

Before you ask.

Straight answers to the questions every store in this position asks first.

Do I need processing history to start?
No, and there is no volume requirement either. That is the point. We work with stores from their first month of sales. What we need is a real store, real products and a real fulfilment process, not a stack of statements.
Which product categories does this cover?
Categories that mainstream providers decline or restrict for policy reasons rather than legal ones, including products sold strictly for research use. If you have landed on this page, you probably already know whether that is you. If in doubt, run the eligibility check and we will tell you.
What if Stripe already terminated my account?
Tell us in the eligibility check. A prior closure is not automatically the end, but a MATCH listing is a different conversation and we will be honest about the odds before you spend a cent.
What does it cost?
A flat 2.5% on each transaction, on top of Stripe’s standard fee. No start-up fee, no rolling reserves, no monthly minimum and no volume requirement. You pay as you process, and nothing before.
Can you also run the ads?
Yes. loudgecko is a performance marketing agency first. Most clients on this service also run Meta and Google campaigns with us, because a checkout that converts is the other half of paid traffic that pays.
Eligibility check

Find out in one business day.

Your store URL, your monthly revenue and an email address. We review by hand and reply with a clear yes, no or what needs to change first. No commitment, no start-up fee, no volume requirement.

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